Kkungus cant go without eating Mexican cheese pasta and french fries for 5 minutes
by Unknownmemer69420 March 16, 2021
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mexican crotch rocket

A sultty mexican chick that me that me you cum quick.
that mexican crotch rocket gave me crab last night
by TCI student August 06, 2009
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The sexual act of placing a finger in your female sexual partners anal canal and vaginal canal simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. Then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her anally or vaginally after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.
Lastnight as a part of foreplay I gave Jane a "two finger mexican oil change prior to having sex"
by Dave Winkelman November 09, 2007
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Two-Day Mexican Road Trip

I had this bean burrito at the filling station and went on a Two-Day Mexican Road Trip.
by Robthegod May 06, 2010
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Mexican Punch Burger

When someone takes a dump, shoves it in a taco of some sort, and slams it into a someone's ass. Used mainly for pranks or in some (odd) cases, pleasure.
"Damn, that guy just gave me a Mexican Punch Burger"
by Uupa99 June 08, 2009
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A phrase to be used when you are being chased by approximately eight people of Hispanic descent.
"Cop Out"- That scene when 8 Mexican gangsters chase Gabriella and the white cop says: "The whole Mexican army just chased Gabriella into the garage!"

the whole Mexican army is after us!
by darklord87 February 06, 2012
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