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my loml evan

someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.
them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan
by love u xoxo December 21, 2020
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Pulling-an-Evan

The act of starting a Videogame and quitting partway through.
Joe: Hey has Jake finished the the new Final Fantasy game yet?

Jim: No, that bastard's Pulling-an-Evan.
by Yintono November 11, 2020
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T-cake evans

t-cake evans or as he is know as (t-cake) is a tall slim boy who has a very bad temper, he can usually be seen at kings Park in Stirling wearing skinny jeans all the time and roaming around anywhere and everywhere. Usually has a pack of fags and his trusty vape
"T-cake evans do you have a fag i could get"
by platoon member 2 nigmraptor January 8, 2021
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Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan
OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱
by TKM06 July 6, 2021
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Hadley and Evan

The most powerful couple there is out there, anyone who dares stand in their way is stomped out until they are nothing but molecules. Hadley being the looks and the smarts of the relationship while Evan is the easy going laid back funny guy. These two put together make other couples shit themselves if a couple is like a Hadley and Evan couple they're known as a Hevan couple
"Omg did you see that Hevan couple" fucken Britney

"Yes they were so hot I almost shit myself" fucken Daphney

"I wish I was a Hadley and Evan couple" fucken jaquevis
by The_dictionaryadditioner July 7, 2021
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best.guy.evah.mi_

the best mf in the whole world. very handsome too. amazing personality. and hair, looks very fluffy. and soft. very fluffy and soft.
“yk that tiktoker best.guy.evah.mi_?”
“yuh”

“oh same he’s pretty fucking awsome
by romeo_is_hot August 29, 2021
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best.guy.evah.mi_

hubby 👯
best.guy.evah.mi_ is my husband
by best.guy.evah.ia_ September 3, 2021
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