dick sleeve

A convenient place to store one's cock. A whore.

Good thing Tracey came around. I needed a good dick sleeve.

by yosdk June 25, 2006

Spider Dick

A term that descibes a dick during the act of intercourse which leaves the receiver with the distinct impression that they are experiencing eight dicks as opposed to one.

-He has such a spider dick. I honestly thought I'd been tricked into a gang bang until I turned around.

-If only I had a spider dick then maybe I could be lucky with the ladies as well.

-Spider dick, spider dick, does whatever a spider dick does, spin a web? No it' cant, it's a dick! What a dick! Look ouuuutt, here comes the spider dick!

by captain turbo March 9, 2010

dick balls

Slang word shouted in fustration or in suprise. Also used as a description of the male genitals area. Used often in online gaming, such as Call of Duty.

What the dick balls?
I kicked that guy in the dick balls!
Dick balls these guys suck at this game.

by I MAXAMILLION I April 18, 2009

Dick Frost

When a desperate man proceedes to have sexual intercourse with a snowman or snowwoman. His dick becomes frosted and numb to lose feeling and even pleasure.

Rodger:"yo dave did u hear about Eric?"
Dave:" What that the poor ugly basterd cant get any poon"
Rodger:"besides that since he was too poor to buy a sex doll he enter the back door of little jacobs frosty snowman last night, now he has some dick frost.
Dave: WTF! he shoulda just waited for the mud puddle.

by Dike Mink March 31, 2008

Caterpillar dick

when your pubes start to take over the shaft of your dick, making it furry like a caterpillar.

brenden told his friends about his caterpillar dick.

by 6124C3 September 27, 2009

trench dick

When the girl has way too much sex her vagina becomes a nasty, disease ridden trench than many have walked through. The unexperienced guy has sex with her and then contracts trench dick and his dick shrivels up and turns into a Gremlin.

James had sex with that slut and now he's got trench dick. WOW! look at that tiny Gremlin.

by getlite November 25, 2009

large dick

A large penis that most girls go crazy for and want to suck every night.

Alexa did you hear that Dylan has a large dick I want to suck it so bad and I want him to shove it up my slimey vagina

by Salad.shaker10 April 11, 2018