lol cat 

1. A feline animal is usually involved in some sort of "verb" in the vicinity of your "noun" "verbing" your noun.

2. A feline animal who is on a never ending quest for cheeseburgers. (also spelled "cheezburger")


*In both usages, correct spelling and grammar are optional and not encouraged.*

1. "hungree kitteh iz in ur frige, eeting ur fud."

2. "Can I has cheezburger, nao?"

3. Lol Cat is teh win.

lol cat by OtterKate February 20, 2009

crazy cat lady 

a woman, usually middle-aged or older, who lives alone with no husband or boyfriend, and fills the empty lonely void in her life with as many cats as she can collect in one place. Said homes are usually very stinky and the aformentioned woman may also very likely be white trash

"Did anyone see that crazy cat lady on the news last night with the thirty cats? Her trailer was such a health hazard that it was condemned by the town"

crazy cat lady by J.Noble July 18, 2006

sail cat

A dessicated and totally flat cat that has spent a few months lying in the road. When scraped up and thrown, it sails like a Frisbee.

There's a great sail cat in the makin' down on Dongbuster Road. We should go and get it some evening.

sail cat by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Hat In The Cat 

When you're scrumpin' and you've been going at it so long that your condom slips off your weenis, and gets stuck in her vagina. That's a Hat in the Cat.

"We were at it for over an hour when I noticed things weren't right. So when I looked down, I saw that we'd accomplished a Hat in the Cat."

Hat In The Cat by Derpa Derpa March 25, 2005

eating the cat 

Another way for saying that you're eating pussy

White or Black guy: Asians have small dicks

Asian: You know what's stereotype is also true... We like eating the cat

eating the cat by smokinquack December 12, 2018

Sam And Cat 

Best show besides iCarly and Victorious tf

5 year old me: I love Sam and Cat so much they're so funny! But Cat kinda suck at babysitting with her retarded ass ngl 😳

Me now: oh

Sam And Cat by StanTWT April 1, 2020

Pussy cat 

Know as a pet cat or stray cat, or in slang known as a lady's bushy area. =]

I love your pussy cat.

Pussy cat by Vagerna August 11, 2007