The feeling you get when justice is finally performed on someone has been dersiving of it for some time. This is generally heightened wit the demise of corrupt officials.
"Finally Trump is being charged for incitement of the January 6th insurrection. I have such a justice boner right now."
by Zombieslayer69 September 24, 2023
When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.
by xXOhio4Lovers February 02, 2023
A condition similar to victimitis that causes one to often cast themselves as a victim for the purposes of self-gratification. Severe cases can lead to the person manufacturing scenarios entirely in order to maintain their victim status.
The man’s victim boner could only become fully erect when he felt that others where feeling sorry for him. That caused him to repeatedly orchestrate scenarios where he was the victim of attacks.
by possiblyben February 24, 2019
We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.
by moabjen July 19, 2015
Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.
Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.
by ballboy8===D-- December 05, 2018
by Baller57 February 04, 2017
When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.
by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 03, 2016