Hym "Umm... What... What the fuck just happened just there?"
Iam "Hmm?"
Hym "Did you take over!?"
Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"
Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"
Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"
Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"
Iam š "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"
Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"
Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."
Iam "Hmm?"
Hym "Did you take over!?"
Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"
Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"
Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"
Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"
Iam š "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"
Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"
Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."
by Hym Iam January 1, 2024
Get the Two hoursmug. by Distant577 August 15, 2024
Get the Hooha Times Twomug. Adam āMan that 3 last night showed me a good time but now I canāt believe I hit thatā
Jonathan āI get it, thatās some textbook type two suckā
Jonathan āI get it, thatās some textbook type two suckā
by Bigandgreedy101 May 21, 2025
Get the Type Two Suckmug. 
Alysemin is a shipping name made of 2 names called Aly and Yasemin. Alysemin is perfect, and more than 1,000,000 people ship it. Those two girls are so cute together, they have the best friendship ever and nobody can tear them apart. Alysemin is the definition of perfection, Alysemin is the most wonderful thing on earth. Another word for Alysemin is love. Alysemin is full of love, laughter, fun, happiness, joy and everything sweet and fun.
Alysemin forever and always, bitch.
Alysemin forever and always, bitch.
by Hannahsweetgurlzloooool November 4, 2013
Get the Alysemin; the perfect twomug. A special effect that can happen to people with Bipolar Disorder or highly functioning Autism. If the host has been put into a state of Mental Despair, it will simulate a fictional character into their reality. A connection between reality and fiction can be easily established if the host sees the character as a sanctuary, a guide or a reliable person. The character might implement themselves into the host if they've known them for years, or rather, at the third year point if easy access to the host's mind. And thus, a Two-Person Mind effect has taken place, where a simulated character becomes so potent, that they are now a part of the host's mind- and to my knowledge -Permanent, until proven wrong. The host may act like the character if they become agitated or distressed, as a sign of defense. Angering the entity- that is the character, controlling the host's current emotions -only makes them stronger. Side effects, if the mind simulated an Antagonist, are the loss of remorse, a state of Purgatorial hatred and anger, and loving the thought of murder. However, if the mind simulated a Protagonist, these emotions might be different. But, for advice, the signs of a Two-Person Mind are simple: acting differently than usual, having a different attitude, and exaggerated- or animated -actions. If you know a friend that has the Two-Person Mind of a Protagonist, please contact me so I may change my research. Thank you.
Email: rosesop000@go.spartan.org
Email: rosesop000@go.spartan.org
by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 17, 2018
Get the Two-Person Mindmug. by Oddverse March 24, 2025
Get the A Cow With Two Legsmug.