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‘Yum-Poo’ is an edible and anti-balding shampoo product created by the company Unsuccessful Baits and founded by Mr.M.
The product has multiple uses as:
a sauce, an edible/drinkable snack or full-course meal (specific flavours).
The Shampoo was additionally designed to promote the re-growing of hair cells from balding heads.
Other products have been shown to reduce smoking addiction as well (Singapore edition).
Everything about the product has been developed by trusted Scientists, Professors and Stem-Cell researchers.
All ethical and moral guidelines were followed and checked during the development of Yum-Poo products and flavours.
Dommy French: "I think I'm going bald!"
Mr M: "Well just use Yum-Poo, it's proven to regrow hair from balding heads"
Dommy French: "I'm also a bit hungry"
Mr M: "Well you're in luck because it's also edible too, drink it in the shower, kill two birds with one stone"
Yum-Poo by Xuan-News August 13, 2024
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magnetic poo 

get your magnetic poo right now for $2.18 singapore dollars

only available at selected Daiso stores in singpost or parkway parade
magnetic poo by magneticpoo August 13, 2024
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real poo 

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!
real poo by bitchuck September 13, 2024

Ralphie poo 

Ralph is quite a silly billy. His best friend is Dickon (Dickin). He lives most of his life on the floor of tp. Ralph thinks he is smart, but he is quite silly sometimes. He has a lot of embarrassing photos. and snores the walls of our house down. He likes meat pies too much. and wants to bring back g-strings. Ralph is a gay cunt.
Joe: is that Ralph wearing a g-string
Toby: I know he said he's trying a new look
Dale: Hes so gay
Freya: I love it, so iconic
Lilah: I don't like it, Ralphie Poo needs mental help
House: he eats too many meat pies
bee poo is kalala (not to be mixed up with "bee boo" which is NOT kalala)
bee poo by yoolee April 12, 2025

Boomerang Poo 

Really floaty poo that when you try to flush it comes back.
Darling I've had the worst case of boomerang poo today. I flushed seven times and it's still floating in the toilet.
Boomerang Poo by ATKCA May 31, 2025

Domino poo poo 

(In the theme of the dominoes advert - Dominos hoo hoo)

I’ve just had a Dominos poo poo - When your poo smells like last nights Dominoes pizza
Blimey, I’ve just had a poo and it smells like last nights Dominoes pizza. I’ve had a Domino poo poo
Domino poo poo by Vic BW June 26, 2025