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cow piss game 

a game where 2 men stand 5 feet away from each other, and the first person 2 piss into the others mouth wins a blowjob from a cow.
man: ive one the cow piss game!
man: lucky fuck|!
cow piss game by twonk August 2, 2008

Dead game 

A game that people don’t play anymore; old, outdated, or boring
“I’m going to play Payday 2” - Zeno
“Why would you play that, it’s a dead game” - Baymus
Dead game by 9618409 June 25, 2019

video game 

A form of entertainment, involving fictional characters, fictional storylines, and, most usually, guns. Video games can be very fun, but too much use of a console or game can turn a gamer into a wordnerd/word. Video games are played on things called consoles, with things called controllers. The games used to be stored on cartridges, but thanks to today's technology, they are stored on discs.
Examples of classic video games are: Mario, Zelda, Donkey Kong, Final Fantasy, Sonic, and HALO. Halo more than anything.
video game by Who Cares July 17, 2003

Dont hate the player hate the game

First of all the other definitions of this are pretty much bullshit. Women can just as much have sex with lots of guys by using the same phrase. First thing you do if you have problems in relationship: Talk about and search for the mistake in you first, not at your partner...
No politician ever used this sentence to justify war.

This simply means you shouldn´t focus your hate on the guy who did something but rather on the system that gave him the opportunity to do so. Guy gets lots of money by being a ruthless banker? Stop trying to change or hate him. You should rather try to change the system that is giving him the chance to do so.
A: Holy shit dude, how can you be such a terrible person?

B: Dont hate the player hate the game.

Pre-Game Dump

To defecate prior to eating a large meal, thereby allowing you to eat more, and feel less sick after said meal.
"that steak is huge... i better take a pre-game dump before i dive in."
Pre-Game Dump by carpetallday March 4, 2009

Mid game 

If you're in the process of playing a video game and you are called by your parents to do something, shout the universal term, I'm Mid Game. Your parents will understand that you cannot be bothered at this moment and you will see them when the game is over.
A. "Hey Bren, come downstairs for dinner."
"But Dad I'm Mid Game."

B. "Yo can you send me the homework on aim?"
"Sorry bro, not right now, I'm midgame. In a few."
Mid game by bcthekid February 22, 2009