A word used to define someone worse than a douchebag, the contents that come out of the body after douching
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by tjdabomb August 29, 2011
Get the douche-spanked mug.A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).
1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
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2. Isn't he such a Douche, he can't even locate a woman's vage.
2. Isn't he such a Douche, he can't even locate a woman's vage.
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2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag
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