crack-alacky

One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.

Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.

by matpatfan111287 September 26, 2022

Degenerate crack

A misterious substance that goes through everybody's vascular system. Usually, people that posses an abnormal amount of it, will for the most part ruin your day, as well as their own. The *Degenerate crack* is also responsible for a the degenerate-like behaviour that people show on regular basis.

Chum1: Damn, my fellow gang member, my new employers gotta be on that *Degenerate crack*.

Chum2: Sorry to hear that, fella.

Chum1: No problems, though. I set their house on fire. So, everything should be fine.

Chum2: Glad to hear that. Hopefully, you're doing fine.

by Pseudo Stoic August 15, 2019

Tuck Between the Crack

Slang term for when someone with male genitalia tucks their appendage between their legs to make it less obvious.

Before she finished her drag look, she made sure to tuck between the crack.

by Mazal_Tov_Jess April 17, 2021

board up the crack house

The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.

Person 1: They locked up Jamal!
Person 2: Board up the crack house.

by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024

Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011

Crack Whore

Kylie Minogue, OBE (born 28 May 1968), often known simply as Kylie, is an Australian singer, songwriter, and actress.

'OMG - She's such a Kylie Crack Whore!' or 'Bing-Kylie-Tan'

by Blue Billy June 29, 2015

Smoking crack is bad

Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal

"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail."
"And smoking crack is bad."

by reddipsauce April 13, 2023