Beantown

The great city of Boston, MA (but you don't really see too many beans here...)

Beantown by M-easy July 5, 2003

badad beans

cash crop of the ukraine. named after the army of badads that were ousted during the 15th century. these beans were grown by Czar Badadio III.

badad beans make a snapping noise when cracked open. paranoid ukrainians say that the Czar put a spell to imitate the torturing snap done by the badads. however, anyone with any intelligence realizes that snapping is the sound a normal bean makes so the paranoya theory is flawed. many ukrainians still belive in it today.

(see boyko)
(see rise of the dads)

badad beans by Andrew Costello April 27, 2004

Beanerang 

The act of a mexican person trying to get across the border and horribly failing and having his ass thrown right back into mexico.

Toss that beanerang back where it came from Billy!

Beanerang by Lisa Armstrong October 27, 2003

beanbag 

often referred to as the scrotum, the beanbag is the flap of skin that keeps the testies in.

when jenny was slobbing my knob, my beanbag was bouncing off her chin like a man on the moon

beanbag by deeVon January 30, 2004

cool beans 

A synonym mainly used when words like cool, sweet, awesome, splendid, amazing, delightful, hell yeah, etc. get old.

"Hey, dude, I won the lottery."
"Cool beans!"

cool beans by Rosemary February 24, 2004

Magic Beans

Ecstasy, pills. What you take when you go raving. Often cut with stuff you really dont want.

"I love magic beans"

Magic Beans by Ed Barlow September 24, 2008

KOOL BEANS 

1. When something is awesome instead of sayin "Cool" or "Awesome" say "KOOL BEANS"

JAKE: DUDE I WENT TO CEDAR POINT YESTERDAY!

TONY: KOOL BEANS

KOOL BEANS by jakeiskoolbeans January 13, 2009