walnut pie

Like a cream pie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu October 8, 2016

Mud Pie Straw

When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face

Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw

by JoSco July 22, 2015

sand pie

When sand gets into your ‘pie’

Aww Monica got sand pie and now my cocks in tatters

by Sandypi April 8, 2021

bavarian cream pie

Finishing inside during anal sex.

"We were doing anal and I was asked not to finish inside. I couldn't help it, next thing you know she had a Bavarian cream pie!"

by Cheyenne_93 November 15, 2017

Pie

1. Pie is a dessert that usually contains fruits or berries, and is wrapped in a thin brittle crust. It is then baked in an oven, and comes out as a beautiful pastry to scarf down as fast a your facehole can handle.
2. Something to say to any question you do not know the answer of, or when you want to make everybody around you feel akward.
3. Something to scream/whisper/say creepily to annoy or creep out people

1. "Can I have a slice of pie please?"
2. "What is 5*45÷7% ot 143?", "Pie."
3. "PIE" or "pie" or "Pie ehch ungh ellsyu"

by KOTLClover123456789 May 13, 2019

Raspberry pie

When a male is having intercourse with a women and cream-pies in her hoo-haa. You then proceed to go down on her giving her a raspberry kiss, bubbling up the ejaculation.

Yo bro I wanted to get a little spicy with my girl and instead of a dirty Chewbacca, we decided to switch it up and do a raspberry pie.

by _LARD_ January 28, 2023