Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.
by Legend bru February 10, 2023
Get the Top Bloke mug.A confident and humorous stance or pose, characterized by a playful but assertive demeanor. Typically used by those who think that they are players. However, that claim has no evidence in the conceivable universe, therefore, the person imitating the Top G Pose, is a fool, who gets no bitches.
by HondaCivicEP2 February 12, 2023
Get the Top G Pose mug.The Mountain Top Bukoki is when a tall woman stands with both arms up and together to form a Mountain while a group of men all ejaculate on her hands and let it run down to form snow mounds.
My wife loves the mountains so me and all of my friends turn her into one by doing the Mountain Top Bukoki.
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Get the Let Me Smack MY Meat Back On Top Of You...mhm mug.The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.
I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!
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by Corncakes March 29, 2025
Get the Top Turkey mug.A shorter-than-average gay man who prefers to top instead of bottom. Comes from spooning, where the short guy is the "big spoon" to a taller partner.
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