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Donald J. Trump 

A shithead who had his hair bleached which is finally seeping into his brains.

The thing that Canada watches for entertainment purposes.

The one loud, inconsiderate neighbor that everyone on the street (neighboring countries) hate.
Billy the American: "what do y'all Canadians do for fun? Play hockey in igloos?

Bob the Canadian: "No, not exactly. We watch your president's speech."

Billy the American: "Donald J. Trump?"

Bob the Canadian: "Yeah, y'all are doomed until the elections in November."
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Donald J. Trump 

A tyrant who encourages white supremacist and conservative terrorism, then turns a blind eye whenever they act on it.
Donald J. Trump is a demagogue and a wannabe dictator.

Donald J. Trump 

Also referred to as as Donald Dump, he is a walking and talking pig wearing a toupee.
Person 1. How the hell did a pig get elected president?

Person 2. No Idea

Person 1. And they named him Donald J. Trump

Person 2. Sounds like the name for a pig alright

Donald J. Trump 

An ultratoxic orange.
Donald J. Trump is a toxic orange.

take a trump 

To tell it like it is when idiots want to silence dissent
To take a Trump:

Trump: America needs sensible immigration laws

Leftist Speech Police: OMG, I just can't even , wow just wow - You're literally Hitler, you fascist, sexist, racist, homophobic, baby eating, Mexican burying, nazi KKK, turtle raping, puppy burning bigot. Everything you say is evil and you're supporters by way of my internal dichotomy are therefore guilty of all the aforementioned hyperbolic drama we accuse Trump of.

Trump Supporter: I don't think that's a fair and accurate statement

Leftist Speech Police: You deserve to die

CNN: This just in, Trump eats babies while Hillary save orphans from cancer.
take a trump by Rogerdodgerer September 30, 2016

Donald J. Trump 

A wannabe dictator that wants to turn America unto a police state.
Donald J. Trump is doing all he can to destroy America.

Donald J. Trump 

Donald J. Trump sucks; like I honestly hate him. He is a pedo and passionately kisses his daughter but pecks his wife.
Damn I hate Donald J. Trump. I caught him looking at my girls ass on Instagram.