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Taking Scalps

The trophy act of taking the virginity of another person.
1: I've been taking scalps since 1999, man.

2: I'm done taking scalps. No more virgins for me, they're crazy.
by The Magical Mr. Mistoffellees December 8, 2009
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Ordering Take Out

Requesting someone over to your place for a sexual encounter using an ad placed on a personals website's No Strings Attached section.
Example 1:
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.

Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.
by TheAllyKat December 31, 2011
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take courage

- Shit, this ledge is way too narrow...
- Take courage, man, don't be a fucking pussy!
by DrVikTroll June 10, 2015
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Take it sleazy

No
by Mr_n0_n4m3 February 2, 2020
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take a shower

Cyraxx: something idk
MusicBizMarty: "take a shower"
by 7568ino December 28, 2024
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Nuke take

The hottest of hot takes. 5 million on the Scoville. Too hot to handle.
"Luke Voit is a top 5 1B for 2020 season and beyond."

"Now THAT'S a Nuke take!"
by Chrisdoubleyou17 February 12, 2020
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Taking a shit

Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.
Damn, this drink tastes so good! I just love taking a shit
by Taking a shit June 21, 2023
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