Pity Titties

The "boobs" that God gives to fat girls because he feels sorry for their morbid obesity.

Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"

Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"

by eatthebaby September 16, 2010

PITA

Preppy-Ivy-Trad-Americana. Refers to a style of dress.

Omg did you see his Brooks Brothers shirt and worn Sperry topsiders?? So PITA.

by Henry Sands Brooks October 14, 2010

Pitchapalooza

An event where a group of aspiring writers pitch their ideas to a group of experts, who then pick apart their ideas, much like on American Idol. Often there is a winner declared and it is usually held in a bookstore.

I think I'm going to share my idea for a kosher maternity cookbook at the Pitchapalooza this weekend.

by Benjamin Bellaire Monclair November 4, 2010

pitt drunk

to get so drunk that you piss and shit yourself and snort oxy cottons while failing to wheel

im gonna get so pitt drunk tonight
oh man i was so pitt drunk lastnight
jordan pitt is such a pussy only fags get pitt drunk
pitt drunk is for pussys

by tylerpitts November 26, 2010

Pity Come

The act of ejaculating, when seeing an ugly person in any given situation, out of sheer pity.

Pity come dude, pity come...

by Benitokun December 16, 2010

Pitcher straw

A game between friends, usually played in a pub. Friends buy one pitcher each and race to finish it first by using carefully colorful straws.

Pitcher Straw its Goosday

Brain freeze!!!

by mbaros5 July 2, 2011

pitchforking

To fall asleep.
To knock out.
To "hit the hay" like a farmer's pitchfork.

Guy: Dude, you wanna go party?
Dude: Naw, man, I'm pitchforking already.

by mous3 September 26, 2011