kale parker

A short man that wears medium / small shirts so everyone can see his heart beating . Mean mugs everyone and has a strange infatuation with a mans nipples.

OH shit bro cover your nips kale parkers coming!!!!!!!!!

by General SUbsea September 6, 2013

Ray Parks

Bad ass motherfucker. Ladies man with a tongue that pleases women turning them into quivering mounds of sweaty flesh.

He Ray Parks'd her so good, she looked like a melted bowl of vanilla ice cream.

by LickerLiquor February 10, 2014

Tom Parked

A term used to describe someone when they are unconscious 10 minutes into the party.

Dude, you got so Tom Parked!

It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.

I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.

by TomParkedMeaning April 16, 2017

Covered parking

When a male inserts his own penis into his anus and leaves it there for an extended period of time.

E-ton was upset that his covered parking was occupid.

by HandJ1 May 26, 2018

doing a richard parker

To rudely leave somewhere without telling someone. Disappearing a banterous place without saying goodbye, like dat big cat in life of pi.

Guy: Where's Dave gone?
Guy: can't see him, doing a richard parker, the git.

by boycalledhorse November 18, 2013

What the Parker

When something is so crazy, it can't even be described.

"Wow, a cat in the classroom! What the Parker?"

by TheDramaticGirl May 3, 2016

Sarah Jessica Parker

A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.

God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.

by Mr Hibbert February 6, 2010