Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.

I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law

by Chemist95 November 23, 2024

Warowl's First Law of Game Design

Players will find the most optimal way to play the game and that is all they will do

"So you just going to play the same strategy over and over again to win? Thats just Warowl's First Law of Game Design"

by PyjamasMontana December 1, 2024

Ex-Wife-In-Law

The ex-wife of your ex-wife's husband.

She'd become a good friend when our spouses were having an affair, but she became my ex-wife-in-law when our ex-spouses got married.

by thmill December 2, 2024

keneno law

Keneno law states that once keneno starts running at you it is 100% over for your ass.

Did you study your keneno law?

by fatherbattyjacks December 3, 2024

smoking law

a branch of law, which regulates the use and distribution of smoking devises, as well as other smoking-related activities

Sub-five friend: Wow, I learned all smoking law yesterday.
You: It's over 4 you

by сабтен December 9, 2024

Lygn's law

An enforced law stating that you must be consistently working out for six days before getting one cheat day

"Yo Adrian, you can't eat that, Lygn's law bro."

by lygn December 14, 2024

Brandolini's Law

The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it.
Also known as the Bullshit Asymmetry Principle.
Coined in 2013 by Alberto Brandolini, an Italian programmer.
Related to the quote attributed to Noam Chomsky, "It takes a minute to tell a lie, and an hour to refute it."

Trolls rely on Brandolini's Law to tie up well-meaning people in time-consuming debunking, with a minimum of effort on their own part.

by WhatwasIsaying December 24, 2024