Law Bro: Inclusive of all genders, a law bro is someone who believes that the pursuit of their education (J.D.) intrinsically makes them more valuable than the other. A law bro allows the pursuit of power and money to cloud their judgment regarding non-absolutes and compromise. A law bro doesn't realize that their education isn't the only nor most important agenda. Law bros, to reduce their suffering, must learn to alleviate their egos, self-righteousness, and ideal that they are superior and embrace an ethic of care, knowledge, and mastery for mastery's sake.
Law bro, "I can't believe I got an A- in Con Law after studying for 80 hours last week. Doesn't my professor realize I'm better?"
Enlightened law bro, "shut the fuck up and stop being toxic."
Enlightened law bro, "shut the fuck up and stop being toxic."
by Kid Zeeh July 3, 2023
Any act, when done by at least two bros, must be immediately replicated in the exact same fashion by all other bros in attendance. There are no exceptions, and this act should usually be either eating a disgusting food or performing a gratuitously idiotic and/or homoerotic act.
Me and Justin just drank rotten congealed coconut milk. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: God damn it.
Dude, me AND JEREMY just took Adderall, BRO LAW THAT SHIT!
Everyone else: God damn it.
Me and Samson just pimp smacked this girl. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: that shits wrong..
Everyone else: God damn it.
Dude, me AND JEREMY just took Adderall, BRO LAW THAT SHIT!
Everyone else: God damn it.
Me and Samson just pimp smacked this girl. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: that shits wrong..
by brouchebag July 10, 2010
by kasyhta December 21, 2008