a twelve foot beachball

A sex position to where the male is blown up the asshole by a female in whish getting buttfucked with a strap-on and farting at the same time.

Omg sarha I totally gave toni a twelve foot beachball lastnight

by Carrie.savage June 14, 2018

evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018

Marcher’s Foot

when you do marching band and you’re feet become unfeeling and immortal.

Normie: Dude, this boardwalk is so hot!
Marcher: I can’t feel anything because of my Marcher’s Foot haha.

by goldenfreddy2008 June 2, 2019

The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."

by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019

coventry sphinx football club

The greatest football club of all time

The Coventry sphinx football club is the best

by Hi2007. November 25, 2019

Kelsey and foot

A girl who loves naked bare feet. She especially loves it when they caress her lips but not the lips you think in talking about

I Kelsey and footed her

by Olivia Maranjello December 29, 2019

Smurf’s foot

An infection so bad on your foot that it turns blue

Damn, Chelsea has Smurf’s foot and should probably see a doctor so she can save the limb.

by Bergy Big Shlong September 15, 2020