by B_Van May 13, 2018
Get the douche fartmug. A place where a crowd of douches, or multiple douche crews, meet. This can include trendy clubs, large apartment pools, or sports bars.
by Skirish April 13, 2011
Get the douche stationmug. Someone, such as a business leader or head of school who makes a drastic change at the last minute that impacts the entire staff and gives 0 fucks about it.
T:"there is a safety issue with the building. What should we do?"
J:"extend the school year at the last minute of course!"
T:"perfect! Morale is low anyway, so fuck'em"
Staff:"wow....what a bunch of douche canoes"
J:"extend the school year at the last minute of course!"
T:"perfect! Morale is low anyway, so fuck'em"
Staff:"wow....what a bunch of douche canoes"
by AlSnow June 12, 2023
Get the Douche Canoemug. Alex: this dude is such a disgusting narcissist who needs braces and plastic surgery, he looks like he could've been casted for the monsters in the hills have eyes!
Olivia: You mean a douche nugget? Are you talking about Kevin Barta?!
Olivia: You mean a douche nugget? Are you talking about Kevin Barta?!
by Dabest3 May 7, 2022
Get the Douche Nuggetmug. by JENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA March 3, 2010
Get the DOUCHE Rémug. A person who is a complete idiot, devoid of any common sense or social skills and has total disregard for the fact that the entire world knows this.
Dave: That jerkoff who sells shit on TV is a complete douche.
Bob: Who, Billy Mays?
Dave: No, that douche is dead, I am talking about that other douche who sells shit on TV.
Bob: Oh, you mean that fucking douche who sells ShamWow.
Dave: Yes, that is the douche I am talking about.
Bob: Who, Billy Mays?
Dave: No, that douche is dead, I am talking about that other douche who sells shit on TV.
Bob: Oh, you mean that fucking douche who sells ShamWow.
Dave: Yes, that is the douche I am talking about.
by King RedCroovy September 5, 2013
Get the Douchemug. 