Cream and cookies

When you feel the need to take a dump after having sex

Fred felt the need for cream and cookies while having sex with Jane

by MinivanMafiaMan February 2, 2025

Bloody Cream Crop

When you find a homeless girl and a homeless guy on the streets invite them over for an orgy and make a Russian candy can with the girl and then you proceed to put your dick into the homeless guy

Dude I just had a crazy threesome where I gave a guy my Bloody Cream Crop

by NoobutMax March 21, 2023

cream

in other words CREAM is a common word used in tiktok/middle schoolers everyday vocabulary

"that was so CREAMY"

Oh that is some thick CREAM

by itsthecream June 2, 2021

Shower cream

When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.

Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream

by Showercream30 September 20, 2016

Offspring Cream

Cum, semen, jizz, baby batter

He pulled out and landed a dollop of his offspring cream all over my tits

by Cingy Von Brock May 26, 2025

bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate

“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”

by sis did May 2, 2020

vaginal cream

It’s apt reward for clit lickers.

Quality vaginal cream is best reward for fucking clit-lickers

by Scimitar May 7, 2022