Creamed my chaps

Cummed my pants

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019

S cream

Cream that is a ‘S’

Gime dat S cream man

by Jojoatthedocks January 17, 2023

Cream Plug

When a man has intercourse with a woman with a butt plug in, ejaculates in her, pulls the butt plug from her, then puts the butt plug in her vagina

"The other night the missus and I were having trouble keeping the cum in, so we tried the Cream Plug"

by Stormygeddon July 7, 2023

Offspring Cream

Cum, semen, jizz, baby batter

He pulled out and landed a dollop of his offspring cream all over my tits

by Cingy Von Brock May 26, 2025

Shower cream

When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.

Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream

by Showercream30 September 20, 2016

chinese ice cream

The term for eating blue waffles.

"Hey Ben how is that Chinese ice cream?"

by Ben shitty February 28, 2017

Rice Cream

The mixture of ice cream and rice. A classic British summer treat, typically served from ice cream vans.

Jason: I say Geoffrey, this is utterly spiffing weather today.
Geoffrey: Mmm quite, you fancy joining me for a cheeky rice cream?

by DjordanP August 23, 2015