get a zoo

The need to stop everything and reevaluate your situation in the pursuit of happiness.

Man 1: I'm so sick of where I am at the moment.
Man 2: that's easy to solve, get a zoo.

by SiainCHunt December 10, 2016

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Way Past Zoo

Referencing a big night of drinking with work colleagues and/or clients. Most often used in referencing professionals in the sales and/or finance industry. The term originates from a comment made by one colleague about another referencing the fact that her colleagues were animals, like animals in the zoo, however, to the benefit of all in society, zoo animals are kept in cages, whereas, her colleagues are free to roam the city, thus the night was "way past zoo."

Joe asked, Max how the meeting with the sales team from Topeka was. Max replied, "It was totally out of control, I think Bob got arrested, Tony definitely pushed the hotel piano into the pool, and I have no idea where Luis is . . . it was way past zoo. Way past zoo."

by Luis2018 October 2, 2018

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Zoo wee mama

When you search up thiccnos on google without inconito mode on.

I found out my mom llsearchs up thiccnos because she did not put on inconito. ZOO WEE MAMA

by Chaoticgamer May 10, 2019

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Zoo

Prison for beings who have never commited a crime.

That giraffe was taken from his family to be shipped to a zoo

by And.thats.on.periodt October 6, 2019

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Zoos

Furries.

Me: I got followed by a bunch of zoos after I posted that red panda picture.
Joggle: What the fuck is a zoo?

by hermitred October 25, 2017

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Zoo Date

A person who has lots of pets that they leave in the room while they have sex. The pets are comfortable enough with the mingling that crawl around and on the bodies, and may even play with hanging body parts.

She better get those claws clipped soon. My balls are always bloody after our zoo dates.

by Old Man Duffy November 27, 2017

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