spark a woody

Means to light a blunt, since weed is often called tree and trees have wood.

Spark a Woody get a buzz like lightyear

by RottenPoop October 20, 2017

woodies goodies

(N.) The genitalia of an old fashioned, wooden doll (Adj.) A small penis

She asked me how big my dick was, and I said seven inches. She said, "You're lying. I bet you've got woodies goodies".

by Dankmemetrash666 May 1, 2016

Woody and Buzz

The most wanted sex criminals of the 1st century due to their movie being naked "Toy Story" which is basically just a reference to sex toys. Woody is the slang for an erection and Buzz is the act of shaving your pubes. It's not what parents think, as these two despicable criminals should stay in jail for eternity due to their unthinkable behavior of theirs that they have been teaching to kids ever since 1995. Am I right?

Mommy? Can I buy both Woody and Buzz? In one package?!

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

woody sweet

something that is woody, while also being sweet.

Damn girl, your ass is woody sweet.

Dude, you gotta smoke some of this. It's woody sweet.

by Enid Zero December 22, 2008

Afgan woody

Term used to describe the Afghanistan faction of woodys empire

Woodys empire stretches worldwide the afgan woodys are latest faction of cult.

by afgan woody August 30, 2021

boston woody

When a Red Sox fan uses a wooden baseball bat as a dildo on themselves

Ye, my bro Jay Foster got wicked smaht and gave himself a Boston Woody at the ballpahk and now the kid can't walk too good

by CallTheAquarium December 19, 2015

Little Woody

The act of going up to a man named Hunter and pinching the tip of his penis

Hey it’s Hunter! Give him a “little woody”

by ElijahWebTerm April 1, 2024