The Woman

A female who puts fear in the hearts of all around by the ability to use excessive power and bitching. Commonly known as a Mom.

When The Woman wouldn't stop nagging little Stewart about his chores and threaten to take away his phone, little Steward felt a tinge of fear and unpleasantness overcome him.

by Zanahoria Mantequilla March 30, 2009

Woman

It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.

Bob: That red-eyed metal thing that's chasing us is a terminator, right?
Fred: No, it's a woman

by Who dat dere? April 22, 2010

Woman

Women are not more creative than men! There are but a handful of women to the hundreds of thousands of men who write beautiful poetry, compose amazing music and paint masterpieces! Men are also much more emotional than women! Men commit suicide more often, which those the much deeper and comtimplative thoughts that go through their mind, and have stronger feelings to compliment their stronger sex drive (it's science)! SO SHUT UP YOU STUPID WHORES!

Man: Hi, I wrote this beautiful poem for you because I love you so much, despite the fact that your illogical idiocy makes my mind swirl with depression and pain.

Woman: Erm, sorry, I'm a chauvinistic slut. I didn't realize you had feelings. I just wanted something to manipulate. Hmm. Wanna make out?

by Pagan Pooh Bear July 20, 2008

Woman

The one who makes the food. And cleans.

Make me a sandwich, woman.

by sdv95 June 19, 2010

woman

Something to fuck when a man or lesbian is done smoking cigarettes and beating inferior animals.

Where's that woman, I need to fuck something and the only thing I have is the lifeless body of this cat I just beat the shit out of.

by womensrights90210 July 22, 2011

woman

1. The best sandwich making machine known to man kind.
2. Necessary for male existence, without them we would starve from a lack of sandwiches

I told that woman to get out of the way of the TV and make me a sandwich.

by I <3 Sandwiches April 18, 2010

Woman

Toy for men that makes food cleans the house and gets used for sexual gratification

My woman mopped my floors dusted the furniture than pitched lasagna noodles ricotta cheese ground beef and pasta sauce and made me a delicious meal and then got down on her knees and sucked my penis until I ejaculated into her mouth while I ate it

by Chauvinisticbastard August 17, 2021