Rectal Raisin

When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger
Sam: 'Oh, shit! This rectal raisin is actually killing me!

Crap, it got on my finger!'
by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017
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Become a raisin

When you’re in the shower/hot tub for just too long!
Imma become a raisin, wont you take my place?
by greguniverse October 05, 2020
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Rhinestone Raisin

An old man that pretends to be rich to pick up younger men or women. He has fake jewelry, fake watches, fake suits, and he rents or borrows a fancy car.
A rhinestone raisin tried to pick me up at the bar last night.

The club is full of rhinestone raisins tonight.

My sister tried to be a gold digger, but she ended up marrying a rhinestone raisin.
by StyreneOxide May 16, 2023
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Rhinestone Raisin

An old man that pretends to be rich to pick up younger men or women. He wears fake jewelry, has fake watches, fake suits, and rents a fancy car.
A rhinestone raisin tried to pick me up at the bar last night.

The club is full of rhinestone raisins tonight.

My sister tried being a gold digger, but she ended up marrying a rhinestone raisin.
by May 16, 2023
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raisin check

In kick boxing; a half kick to the groin area, grazing the scrotum.
Origins: Shazbot, 2013
Ala and Omar were tussling after a night of drinking, Omar channeling his Ong-Back went for a round house kick but only could get a raisin check on Ala.
by The Sam Chang (@supersam023) November 24, 2013
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Homemade raisins

The action of putting 4 spider eggs in your anus and letting them hatch, then eating the babies with a spoon
Man Tina is really into Homemade raisins.
by Fetus_muncher69 July 13, 2021
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golden raisin

A sexual act involving atleast one ginger and a woman. The redhead slams his or hers smaller testicle into the womans lady parts, free of choice. Often performed to the tunes of Riverdance.
Golden refers to the goldshining pubes of redheads.
- Howya man, was hookin' up with me mot last night eh, gave that fine thing the golden raisin, got me dick banjaxed.
- Stop acting the maggot Bob, you're not even a ginger, boyo.
by Magister_Magford March 14, 2019
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