Whomp

To have a poo and a wank at the same time

Guy 1: Whoa man last night I had the sweetest whomp ever

Guy 2: Man that sounds sweet, im gonna take a whomp as soon as I get home

by Baguette101 December 30, 2008

Whumpus

A slightly overweight individual who is slow, and unwieldy in movement due to their weight. A whumpus lacks agility, and almost always looks funny when trying to move quickly.

Man, Mac is such a whumpus. He sure looks ridiculous when he runs.

by Franz Vorenkamp April 3, 2008

Whomp

The expression used when witnessing an epic failure.

Girl walking around with her bump-it showing through her hair.
WHOMP!

Guy approaches girl at the bar, and offers to buy her a drink. He looks closer and sees that she has a snaggle tooth.

WHOMP!

You thought the movie started at 3, but it started at 2.

WHOMP!

by HeyVixHey May 21, 2012

bizzle whomped

Similar to pwned or owned, but used when referring to your self.

Guy who sucks at video games: Damn i just got bizzle whomped

by TJisThatGuy September 24, 2009

whomp

the word of endless possibilities. can be used in any point of life and is recommended for the best of times.

you may learn more about this word in the well known class of whomp theory.

"I love your smile, it is whompin!"

by uhmm uhh yess February 20, 2010

Whomp Whomp

A whomp whomp is when someone takes a compressed air can, like the ones used to clean the dust out of computers, and shoots the air into the mouth to get a "high". A good way to kill brain cells

Joe: "What'd you do last night, Rob?"
Rob: "Whomp whomps. That shit was so cash. I got high in less than two pumps. My head hurts like a bitch, though."

by RakanishuOwns November 18, 2009

Whomps

To Suck extremely

Yo fool mwhy you all up in my grill
This whomps

by Da shorty January 23, 2003