The Wheeler Wait

The act of buying an engagement ring for your long time girlfriend, but never actually proposing.

Eric: "Hey Jess, has James given you that engagement ring he bought for you 13 years ago?"
Jess: "I wish!"
Eric: "So I see he's still pulling The Wheeler Wait"

by HillbillyNemesis January 11, 2013

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Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler

Mason is a tall bloke with a large resemblance to your average American pedophile. what's worse is that he has the habits of one too. Mason loves to touch young children, especially on public transport, while recording it. This man also LOVES driving past all the local schools to survey the area. the abuse of alcohol in his life is not uncommon. this ultimately leads to a deadly combination of his bloodlust and his favourite whiskey (the wife beater 9000)

person 1: I really pulled a Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler this afternoon when my wife crashed the car.
Person 2: A Mason?
Person 1: Yeah, a Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler

by The Hugest Cock42069 May 3, 2022

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Mr. Wheezy

A demonic beast of immense power, capable of murder, mutilation, and crappy horror movie remakes. Do not engage. Or date in general.

Dude, stop being such a Mr. Wheezy

by Moriarty221b October 26, 2014

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WHEELER

The ability to openly lie about a medical condition or concoct a bullshit story to obtain monetary compensation without due cause. The ability to deflect blame for ones actions by using a sob story.

I got busted for shit stirring in work so think i better do a wheeler and bail with the loot.

by Payback izabitch November 4, 2012

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