carrying a mule's weight

not capable of doing something; when you got too much strain on you already{as seen in the video game for Playstation 2, Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance}

I can't do that too, boss, I'm carrying a mule's weight already.

by El_Scorcho August 25, 2003

Weiner Salad

A name given for anybody that has ever had their athletic cup shattered by a ball put through a pitching machine

"Hey Chaz, did you see Weiner Salad? He asked me for this bag of ice for his nuts"

by John Marano August 30, 2006

cock weight

the excuse given by those accused of being overweight, implying their excess weight can be attributed to a large and heavy schlong.

"mate you're a fat shit"
"nah dude its all cock weight

by Glavič1 April 6, 2011

weiner slap

the equivalent of a bitch slap, but with a fried pickle or fresh penis

Bee weiner slapped Timmy in the kitchen.

by Man-dog April 11, 2007

sash weight

A weight used in old windows to help with opening and closing, usually built into the wall around the window.

A solid and well defined shit that resembles the above.

I think the sash weight broke of the window.

I gonna go drop off a sash weight in the bathroom.

by Westley E November 6, 2007

put some weight on it

To increase the volume or strength of something.

Damn this Blowfly track is hot, put some weight on it.

by agentlovelette August 25, 2006

How much do you weigh?

It's a question that basically states let's have sex or let's make love.
As in the movie "Wild Target"

Guy: "If you need anything just call me."
Girl: " Umm ok.. Wait! How much do you weigh?"

by foreverafreak July 26, 2011