steaming face weight

A not-that-uncommon request at certain houses of ill-repute, usually administered by short lesbians to elderly hommes d'affairs.

Jesus, Tom, I got me a steaming face weight today and now I'm unemployed!

steaming face weight by Centrality April 10, 2003

faggy paper weight 

A person who is extremely lazy and sits on other people's desks at work. Also known as FPW.

David came over and sat on my desk for 20 minutes again...he's such a faggy paper weight...

faggy paper weight by Intraweb October 14, 2005

show weight 

Your ideal weight for appearance in public (i.e. on a TV show, high school reunion) or to fit into a particular outfit

Martha only has two weeks before her reunion to get down to her show weight.

show weight by Derek Hartley June 10, 2003

Victim weight 

Any man that is under 160 pounds. They are so small that they will inevitably be taken advantage of by bigger men and they won’t be able to do anything about it because they’re too small.

He got molested in prison because he was victim weight.

Victim weight by CrinkleyBallz September 28, 2023

Dick Weight 

When a girl is in a relationship with a guy for a while and they have a lot of sex. She doesn't feel the need to exercise or eat healthy. And she gains weight.

What's up with Shandra? She's been getting fat!

Well she's been dating joey for a while!
Ohhh it's that dick weight!

Dick Weight by Jnizzledizzleshizzle May 5, 2010

heavy weight champ 

someone who will fuck any fat bitch, any other std having bitch.

Josh is the heavy weight champ

heavy weight champ by Mike Jones May 24, 2004

Lydia-weight 

Someone who cannot handle their drink to the point they are a liability on a night out

Don’t invite Anna she’s such a Lydia-weight

Lydia-weight by Pyrojumper February 8, 2018