whore wash

It is actually a "hoe wash". It refers to the prostitutes who did a quick wash-up between their "client"

She smells like she only took a hoe-wash. (whore Wash)

by Queen Mother March 18, 2017

washing room

the best place to cry at 2 am because you hate your self

Friend: Where are you?
Me: in the washing room listening to "slapping songs to fight god to"
Friend: I'll take the liberty of signing you up for theripy

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

Wally Wash

To Wally-wash is to ejaculate copious amounts of semen (usually from more than 1 male, or many cumshots) onto a females head, then lathering it throughout the hair, allowing to dry in a stiff, shaped formation. Works well for intricate hairstyles. Use at occaisons such as weddings, parties etc.

"Look an Angela's hair, I wish my hair was as wally washed as her's, though Jeffrey can't produce that much"

hair semen

by colonial crunch December 20, 2010

Jug Wash

To cover the breasts with semen, then spread it around with the penis like basting a turkey with butter.

I gave my wife a right good Jug Wash last night.

by captain jugwash January 13, 2009

snake wash

Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.

Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.

"This budget crunch effort is a real snake wash!"

by gc2645 December 12, 2013

Gentlemens wash

When your running late for a night out,and you do not have time for a shower so you stick your penis under the tap and give it a quick frantic rinse on the off chance you get lucky.

Hi Dave did you have time for a shower? No mate I only had time for a gentlemens wash.

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016

Corona Washing

A "Cleaning Syndrom" appears in the time any new disease appears in the news.

You don't have Coronavirus but you have Corona Washing.

by Fuckcine March 21, 2020