vodka poom

The act of inserting a bottle of vodka in to your anal cavity - in-taking the liquid then dumping both the vodka and your feces back into the bottle

Guy 1: YO DUDE MOLLY JUST DID A VODKA POOM

Guy 2: NO WAY - THAT'S SO HOT - THINK I'M GONNA ASK HER OUT

by Your_mom's Mom August 25, 2010

Nikolai Vodka

A cheap, shitty, bottom shelf vodka that comes in a plastic bottle that only broke alcoholics drink. If you want to get drunk for a buck and destroy your liver, drink Nikolai. Besides getting alcoholics drunk, the only semi-respectable things it's useful for are cleaning and mixing it with something that will mask the varnish-like taste that you're too cheap to use good vodka for.

KingCobraJFS while making a screwdriver on a livestream using Nikolai Vodka: "My favorite cheap vodka is Nikolai because the cap is black."

by dead666420 November 13, 2025

because vodka, that's why

because vodka, thats why.

Greg: Hey dude, why'd you fuck my sister and my mom in a threesome?
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why

by XXXCalvin_Klien69_360No_ScOpEr July 15, 2016

Coke to vodka

Coke to vodka is someone who is a best friend to his vodka they have there fights but they will always be the closest friends the coke is usually very dramatic but the vodka will always be there for him

Max: you’re my coke to the vodka

Jessica: you’re the vodka to my coke
Coke to vodka is the best friendship opposite genders can have

by beef curry 6264 September 5, 2019

wille vodka

a super cool guy thats really awsome .

look at that guy he locks so god he must be a wille vodka

by typ aa March 1, 2017

vodka surprise

A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.

Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.

I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.

by Thequantum August 26, 2022

Vodka Vag

The inability to orgasm during sex due to an overconsumption of alcohol; the female version of "whiskey dick."

girl 1: How was your night with Greg? ; )
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time

by I'll_sit_on_your_face April 19, 2017