ur grandma looks hot on a ventilator

you see it’s facts ur grandma looks extra hot on that ventilator but yk what’s hotter ur grandpa in a speedo

you-“is ur grandma hot?”
idk-“no do you think she looks hot or something?”
you-“ur grandma looks hot on a ventilator but yk what’s hotter ur grandpa in a speedo”

by Marshila from 9/11 December 8, 2021

Ventriliqueef

The act of queefing in a manner that makes it sound as if coming from someone else.

The girl was laughed at for the ventriliqueef her rude friend let loose.

by ChinaCatSunflower May 27, 2010

Venturetard

Male or female junior officers posted to Venture (the Naval Officer Training Center in Victoria, British Columbia), and awaiting training. These individuals commonly have a superiority complex and know that despite knowing nothing, they are still better than you are.

Their days are spent sitting on their brains, contemplating how best to kiss ass while throwing the person to his/her left under the bus.

Most Venturetards will go on to become MARS Officers. Both groups are hated equally, however, within the Canadian Navy.

I got caught not saluting some Venturetard yesterday; apparently they have value despite their abject uselessness.

by MyPantsAreShorterThanYours June 24, 2010

ace ventura

(v.) Describes an irresponsible, or deliberate destruction of a parcel by a delivery driver who does not appreciate his job. Taken from the titular character's portrayal of a delivery driver in the only funny movie of Jim Carrey's career.

"Man, that FedEx driver must have Ace Ventura'd the hell out of my Antec box. The whole thing is trashed."

"That's why I ship with USPS, douche."

by RonindeBeatrice March 30, 2010

you'ven't

You have not.

"Yo, you'ven't f***ed her yet? What've you been waitin' for noob? Stick your sword of succulent dreams into her circlet of shadow valley before she casts dispel on your sorry ass."

by justrelaxok March 18, 2009

venting

1. Blowing off steam; done when really angry or stressed.

2. The condition when you're really gassy and fart constantly over a sustained amount of time. Liken to if your butt was an air vent and gas was constantly being blown out.

1. Look out for Steve. His face is red and he's venting.

2. Don't go in John's office right now. He's sitting there venting and stinking up the place.

by Rold Gold July 28, 2005

Rusty Venture

A depraved sexual act that varies depending upon the person explaining it.

That's not a Rusty Venture... A Rusty Venture is when you take her........

by Human Target November 25, 2010