Bending a girl over an ottoman and penetrating her from behind during intercourse. After you've climaxed, proceed to flip her over the ottoman the rest of the way, so that she lands on her back.
I love banging TV Land girls; they get off on van dyking.
Joe: How'd you get the shiner?
Pete: Well, I van dyked this girl last night, and she didn't appreciate it; so, she punched me.
Joe: How'd you get the shiner?
Pete: Well, I van dyked this girl last night, and she didn't appreciate it; so, she punched me.
by grandmasterpapasmurf January 18, 2013
by Julia January 22, 2004
the highest form of cool ness. defined specifically by the presence of eternal silence, clever sayings, and a unique "van cool" dance.
by pomona January 15, 2011
by swh7777 December 17, 2019
A Lan Van is where gamers have a 1970s Ford Transit van to travel and play in to get to very import lan events.
Peru: "wanna go lan?"
dinkle: "hell yeah playa, we gunna take the lan van to it?"
Peru: "of course homie no lan is like a real lan without a lan van"
dinkle: "siiiccckkk"
dinkle: "hell yeah playa, we gunna take the lan van to it?"
Peru: "of course homie no lan is like a real lan without a lan van"
dinkle: "siiiccckkk"
by PeRUgraff September 06, 2009
when you see pictures of a chick on facebook and she looks smokin' hot, and then eventually you meet her in person and she is significantly less attractive than you expected, and has a kind of weird personality, and you are disappointed.
"hey man good luck tonight with that hot facebook chick"
- 5 hours later -
"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"
"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"
- 5 hours later -
"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"
"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"
by CVdizzle January 22, 2010
by your mom September 07, 2003