pressure washing the undercarriage

to use the shower massager to wash your taint and or buttocks without the need for a hand towel.

After going to Burning Man for a week and only having access to Wet Wipes and porta potties with single-ply toilet paper, my first shower was amazing. I was pressure washing the undercarriage for a few minutes before I stopped feeling like a primate.

by partytrap October 12, 2010

color coded underwear

Yellow in front brown in back is How idiots know which is front or back.

Color coded underwear doesnt work for him,he is colorblind.

by Fruit Loop of Al November 15, 2018

no color underwear

Commando, underwear-less, not having on and underwear.

Kristen show your damn man that you’re wearing no color underwear!

by OralFixation May 29, 2020

extra extra small underwear

the size of underwear commonly worn by men with unfortuanatly small penii

omg matthew madden has such a small penis!

yeah hes extra extra small underwear size, from the M&S children's department

by chinchinchin December 15, 2011

blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear

the male genital..penis

whats for lunch? your having " blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear " !!!

by macmatty January 15, 2006

Knitted Underwear

A slang term from South England referring to any girl who doesn't shave or trim her pubic hair, or who has quite a large amount of pubes.

Henry: I say old chap, I hear Lady Gifford goes for the au naturelle look "down there", if one knows what I mean?

Charles: I'll say! I heard from Lord Gifford you can never tell when she's naked, for it always seems she is wearing knitted underwear!

Henry: Quite so old bean!

by Sweet Kiwi July 25, 2009

eye-patch underwear

A type of sexy clothing favored by pirate fetishists. Similar to the robes and wizard hats of magician fetishists.

1stm8m1k3: I put on my little eye-patch underwear.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.

by goodnessgracious September 29, 2009