Twinkie Britches

Metaphor used to describe a condition or situation so intense or sexually exciting it could cause you to ejaculate in your pants. Named for ejaculate being compared to cream in the phrase "cream my jeans". Can be used to describe a person's attractiveness or a situation.

"Man she looks so hot in that halter top she gave me twinkie britches."

by sprydle December 20, 2008

twinkie pie

It comes from the hood and it means your soft. You aren't able to back up your words.

"Eh what are you gonna do about it, your a twinkie pie!"

by Andrew January 20, 2005

Twinkie trade

The going rate of any new inmate, upon his arrival to prision. His exact value being "one Twinkie". Often temporarily traded from one lifer to another, for sexual favours.

"Hey, man. I need to borrow your gimp for the night. Can I pay with a Twinkie trade?"

by D. Gould January 6, 2007

banana twinkie

The worst twinkie ever made. some believe it to have poisonous traits similar to the rattlesnake.

"How did Susan die?"
"Frankie gave him a banana twinkie"
"O, What an obvious cause"

by wild wild west October 24, 2008

bull twinkies

It means “bullshit” or “bull balls” – coined by A woman who uses it in the presence of her daughter so as not to use vulgar language.

Bull Twinkies that’s not true.

by Steve O 111 August 10, 2018

girl twinkie

When a Twinkie is shoved up a girls vagina and someone eats it out

Let's go have some girl twinkies

by Bishfuhkuh August 4, 2015

toilet twinkie

One of the many synonyms for feces.

Fearing that it was too large to flush, Hector left the toilet twinkie floating.

by Greedo June 27, 2004