tortia

it is a juicy taco thing with lots of wha wha whaness

damn this tortia is good

by pyrogod May 9, 2005

Tortoise

Tortoise Another name for a ford Taurus. because if there slowness

That taurus is so slow its like a tortoise

by CGK May 12, 2009

Thortnon Wilder

An American playwright, famous for writing "Our Town", a play considered revolutionary in its lacking of traditional sets and props, in favor of mime, and its unusual storyline. The play centers around a town called Grovers Corners in 1920s middle america, with characters who generally don't do anything. This particular work is most often butchered by high school drama troupes.

Our Town is such a boring play, nothing happens in it... at all... CURSE YOU THORTNON WILDER!!!!!

I have to read Our Town by Thortnon Wilder for drama class, which sucks.

My cousin's graduation class is putting on a performance of Thortnon Wilder's Our Town

by Sick of Thortnon Wilder's Play July 26, 2010

Angry tortilla

After a late night of drinking you go to taco bell. In the morning hangover period you shit the bed and wrap up the blankets. This then creates the tortilla.

Sadly I awoke to an angry tortilla. I could not find the oxy clean.

by Dr. Shoemaker May 15, 2010

Trorts

Expired track pants that are cut into shorts, generally to wear under dresses or skirts to prevent fat lady leg rash

My thighs are rubbing together.. I need to put on my trorts

by Natters January 10, 2018

tortify

to commit a civil wrong; to breach a duty that is owed to another; bad touch.

I never knew what it meant to tortify someone, until Herman Cain offered me that job.

Note: recognition in the English language pending.

by Sylvester Pennoyer December 15, 2011

Tortasm

Giving a Tortoise an orgasm

Dude look over there that guys giving a tortasm!

by Davefiver January 11, 2012