Trans Atlantic Cable

An unusually long skinny turd with one end that disappears into the drain of the toilet while the other end is clearly visible. Often used with the verb "lay" as in "laying some Trans Atlantic Cable." Also referred to as laying "TAC" for short.

Give me a second guys. I need to go lay some Trans Atlantic Cable. I hope there's some toilet paper left.

by UnclePercy April 7, 2014

tonsil polisher

A blow job in which the female's tonsils act as a polishing tool

She looks like she gives a great tonsil polisher

by Tonsil Polisher April 27, 2016

Tonsildictomy

Whilst participating in oral sex of a penis, the one giving the head shoves their head forward on the penis in order to gag themselves.

I gave her a tonsildictomy, it was fantasic!

by LittleRockLoser August 21, 2016

transasparagusestablishmentaranism

When you eat Asparagus, and sleep with your partner, and their pee stinks instead of yours.

It was so funny last night. I had an episode of transasparagusestablishmentaranism. My boyfriend and I went out to dinner, I had asparagus. We went home and went right to bed. In the middle of the night he got up to pee and HIS pee smelled like asparagus. Mine didn't!

by The Dougout November 29, 2016

Tonsil Jockey

A "Tonsil Jockey" is a woman who is known for commonly sucking dick.

Hey did you hear, I got head from Becky.
That's not that impressive, she's a tonsil jockey.
Shit.

by Dylan Makesmemes February 7, 2017

Transbino

Somone who chooses to identify as albino only because they are fucking stupid and not really albino. It is commonly used as an insult by people who know the definition.

"Hey Carl, Rachel said bees are gay." And then Carl would reply "bees are cool as shit Rachel is just transbino."

by BomBaiLa_ May 4, 2017

Transancomtocap

Someone who has gone from being an anarcho-communist to a capitalist.
Also, see transancaptocom

I honestly don't see why anyone would want to be a transancomtocap. Why not just stay as an anarcho-communist?

by RealTCC July 8, 2017