trees

What to call broccolito get your kids to eat it.

Dad: You want some broccoli?
Kid: No! I want TREES

by DCS December 28, 2005

Treefrog

the frog who hops from party to party limb to limb and is the most badass kid ever word treefrog is the shit

have you seen that treefrog hopin from tree to tree?

by TheFrogOfTrees August 17, 2010

Treesb

1. To fuck up in an irreversible way, usually causing injury to yourself or others.

2. To gets a girl preggers and be forced into marrying her

3. To accidentally kill oneself

Jane: "Yo did you hear what happened to Ben?"
Jason: "No! What?"
Jane: "He got tanked and tried to go do a jump on his snowboard!"
Jason: "Is he OK?"
Jane: "Hell no! He's totally treesbed himself! He's a paraplegic!"

by Jermona J October 22, 2008

Trees on deck

Trees on deck means a drug dealer has drugs available for sale.

Hmu, i got trees on deck

by Brooklyn1256 May 31, 2017

Treesh

A bitch that fucks with mad heads

Person one: hey look thats alexia

Person two: yea shes a treesh lets go before she gives us bed bugs

by Someone😝 October 13, 2019

drunken trees

A phenomenon in which trees appear to list to one side because the soil has shifted from melting of permafrost. Unfortunately seen more than ever because of global warming. In Alaska, what may be the worst example of this phenomenon in the world is continuing to happen, especially in and around the Kenai Preserve.

In the Kenai Preserve, four million acres of forest are dying. You can tell by the drunken trees and the "silvering" and sap loss from the spruces.

by pentozali May 16, 2007

Treese

Treese is close relative of the well known animal Hippopotamus.

Girl 1: Look it's a Hippopotamus!
Girl 2: No that's a Treese but they are closely related.

by TheFactsofLife July 3, 2015