-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.

Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

Touched

The hood version of counting coup; attacking an opponent.

“Hidin' from me, throwin' dirt on my name
You gon' fuck around, get your homeboy touched” - Nav, Run It Up ft. Pop Smoke

by kekistani meme farmer March 9, 2021

Touched the gay deodorant

When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.

There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys

by honneamise March 29, 2021

touheed

Vomit eater. She once fell flat on her vomit and decided to make a snowman. Someone who is shy when it comes to her secrets, but won’t shy away from vomit and chipotle.

Look in the corner, it’s Touheeds vomit fest!

by Sour bun November 21, 2021

Touheed

A unique way of spelling توحید (tawḥīd); "Touheed" is Arabic for the unification or belief in one, singular God. It makes up half of the first article of the Islamic faith (Shahada).

Pronouncing it also often leaves the blank-Word-Document-looking-rednecks, in either blissful silence and defeated stutters,... or vocal spasms - Nothing in-between.

"My name is Touheed, pronounced "thaw-heedh" NOT "too-heed" or "toe-head"."

by My name is ^ November 22, 2021

Touheed

unification or oneness of God as per Islam

Touheed believes only in ISLAM

by Touheedx10 November 23, 2021

touched

annoyed, upset, or agitated.

"you're so touched she ghosted you"

by paxrox December 5, 2021