Ron Burgandy

When a man gets an erection while sitting down then stands up only to have a large tent pitched in his pants that is quite noticable to other people in the immediate vicinity.
I was getting sleepy at work so I got a boner as I was dozing off when the boss called me and as I stood up he saw I had a Ron Burgandy.
by Esteban168 June 01, 2007
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ron paul

The last hope for America. The only politician who actually gives a rat's ass about the Constitution.
If Ron Paul existed during the American Revolution, he would easily become one of the founding fathers.
by david smith, jr. February 06, 2008
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mo-ron

n. A gay idiot. A portmanteau of "homo" and "moron".
"He was complaining that he got an STD from some guy in the sauna at the YMCA"
"What a mo-ron. What was he expecting from sauna sex at the Y, a heart-felt, memorable experience?"
by middkdr October 05, 2009
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Ron corkins

What the british call an anus that is itchy due to hair and bad hygiene.
Man I would like to wear a lacey thong today, but my Ron Corkins is really actin up!
by Roeroerozay July 06, 2016
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ron the bird

ron is a bird and becky won't let him smash, please help ron by offering Becky as much blue and yellow as you can to convince her of Ron's worthiness,
person 1: lol you know ron the bird?
person 2: what kind of question is that
by the zulfster July 27, 2017
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The Ron Burgundy

A quote "massive erection"- specifically one which requires that you walk-it-off.
Jesus Mary, i have a bad case of The Ron Burgundy and I am going to need to walk this off
by Homebboyy December 28, 2009
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Moe-Ron

Two of the major parts of the Moe-Ron triangle, an area in any office were the loudest, most obnoxious employees work. The vortex of stupidity in the area makes it impossible to get any work done.
I was having a good day at work until I got sucked into the Moe-Ron triangle.
by Sluggmoe March 17, 2011
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