mo-ron

n. A gay idiot. A portmanteau of "homo" and "moron".

"He was complaining that he got an STD from some guy in the sauna at the YMCA"
"What a mo-ron. What was he expecting from sauna sex at the Y, a heart-felt, memorable experience?"

by middkdr October 5, 2009

Eager puppy overkill

After a successful first date, trying to plan a second date to occur within three days of the initial date.

"Yeah, first date went great, I'm thinking of asking her what she's doing Saturday."
"Don't do it, you went out Thursday; Saturday would be eager puppy overkill."

by middkdr February 20, 2009