Kirk

A blowjob. Named after American political pundit Charlie Kirk and his assassination, it is a play on the already existing slang "neck," which is the part of his body which was struck by a bullet.

Friend: "Bro where were you after the party?"

Me: "My fault bro, this fine shit I met was givin me Kirk in the basement."

by kirkcobain November 6, 2025

Charlie Kirk

To Charlie Kirk yourself is to advocate for policies and legislature that results in your own death.

It's not a surprise that the man who said that 'it's worth having a few gun deaths each year' was the first to really Charlie Kirk it.

by donphan2 September 10, 2025

Kirk

to give someone oral sex

“My girl gave me fire Kirk last night”

by spitz___5 November 16, 2025

Kirk

To break something with your mighty hands.

The machine is broken because he kirked it!

by Rbsoldior January 30, 2018

Kirked

When you get killed immediately after saying the dumbest, most disingenuous thing ever.

“You hear about how Jake said Mexicans are responsible for inflation and then got hit by a bus?”

“Oh yeah! He got Kirked for sure!”

by GratefulPrankster September 12, 2025

Kirk-Screw

Getting sterilized sex tools to screw a person.

I feel like Kirk-Screwing Daniel.

by Jordzn December 14, 2015

Kirk

Slang term used in place for oral sex

Justin: I went to my girls house last night
James: Did you get kirk?

by Ethioyoshi November 1, 2025