Tessica

The name of one of the dumbest people around widely known for using gorilla glue as hair spray. Also known as Gorilla Glue Girl .

Did you hear about Tessica?
Yes, shes a dumb fuck

by BSSP is a fat hoe dick sucker February 15, 2021

tress

When ur to lazy to spell "trees" correctly

Tress

by Nico Metthias May 11, 2016

Tessa

Tessa is a very immature crazy person. I was looking at all the deflation’s first Tessa and I thought this does NOT explain Tessa. So I guess Im making my own now. Tessa is kinda ugly but once you get to know her you look past that and look at her awesome personality. She’s funny, crazy, and everything you could ask for. Tessa is the perfect person to go clubbing with, and actually have a fun time. Although she make look crazy and funny on the outside she is still a very sad person on the inside.

“Hey is that a Tessa?“
“Yeah she looks like she’s crazy!”

by this is my definition October 29, 2019

tessa

a girl who has physical appearances similar to an apple

OMG. Tessa is so fruity looking.

by Clement and Wei January 6, 2008

Tessah

Usually a short girl with no ass but big titties and a huge forehead. She is also very goofy and lovable.

Tessah is very funny.

by Tessah May 12, 2016

Tessio

THE MAN at t3o (tribes3.org) Tessio is just a cool guy. He hates techno... and... he has long hair... and he's friends with Ophy and Shaz and Timmeh and me and King and Destos and Hindsight and... um...well everyone!

Aghgh! Tessio you Nazi!

by EEK November 8, 2003

Tess Taylor

American reality TV personality known for her reality show Pretty Wild with her sisters Gabby and Alexis Neiers (who was involved in the Hollywood Bling Ring robberies.) She became Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Year in 2010. Basically she wanted to be famous, so she got her tits out for an old saggy man.

Person 1: Can you remember that show Pretty Wild that got cancelled?
Person 2: Yeah that Alexis Neiers got charged for them Bling Ring robberies on Orlando Bloom and other celebrities.
Person 1: Yeah and her adopted sister Tess Taylor got her tits out for Playboy and was Cyber Girl of the year.

by accioharry June 4, 2012