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slap the titty

A game involving one or more persons and a bag of wine.

Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.

During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.

Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.

Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.

In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game
"Let's slap the Titty!"
..."You have a drinking problem."
by bdeggz January 30, 2016
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sweet tittie

"sweet tittie, you totally just nailed that put"

"dude that chick has some sweet tittie(s)"
by Cory B December 2, 2005
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Blank titties

Referring to a pair of breast in the mind of one who is not trying to watch pornography (masterbating while imagining a pair of Breast instead of watching porn). Use this term "Blank Titties" in a emergency post nut clarity situation in which an important decision must be made within a matter of minutes while a young simpletons mind is fogged with horniness.
Damn bro, Alex's girlfriend texted me in the middle of class that she wanted to hang yesterday, I had to dip into the bathroom and bust a fatty before I texted her back, and the wifi blocks all porn bro. I had jack to some "Blank Titties". Thank god too I almost said yes.
by Black jésus November 25, 2019
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Titty Juice

juice from fat ass titty that men love to slurp
Miranda's titty juice is delicious af.
by cumdaddy_6969 November 6, 2019
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man titties

A man with abnormally large breasts.
Dude, that guy has huge man titties.
by Ryan M. June 12, 2003
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Tittie Fuck

Where a guy has the girl push her boobs together while his penis is between the breast, then squeeze lotion, and fuck the shit outa them titties.
Man, I wanna tittie fuck Mary, she got some tig o' biddies
by Mary February 1, 2005
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Titty bag

A variation on tea bagging where a woman with large titties rests her boobs on the forehead of a passed out douch and poses for a picture just to show him how much fun he missed out on.
He could have had a great night until he passed out. Just so he'd never forget why you should stay up, two hot chicks decided to titty bag his dumb ass!
by K-Von May 21, 2017
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