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Tired Bastard

A person who lays around all the time and puts no effort into anything, doesn't like to work and relies on there parents to live. These people are usually are around the age of 30 and above and cruise through life.
Stop laying around Geoff and get a job ya " Tired Bastard".
(Tired C#*t)
by Peter Hines November 8, 2012
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Tire sore

When you feel like you’re tired and you really want to take a nap, but the feeling is due to something like a workout or a long day. The feeling is temporary usually.
Eric: “I’m gonna crash,
I have a really bad tire sore!”
by Kazine September 26, 2021
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tire slut

Someone who fucks with tires. Michelin, semi, tractor, spare, you name it. They will fuck any kind of tire. Hide your tires, hide your wheels! You never know which tire slut is coming for you!
I saw Brady digging through the dumpster just to find some Formula 1 tires. I heard he takes them home just to fuck them. My god, he is such a tire slut!
by milfather May 7, 2021
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tire switching

Rotating one's tires. A phrase that is much clearer in intent than the original.
"I gotta switch my tires so that they get equal wear over the long run. Then I'm going to rotate them as I drive down the highway."

"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."
by g0dforsaken December 9, 2009
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e-tired

Being retired from conventional employment and making your living solely on internet transactions.
Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?

Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.
by Ben Nook December 9, 2008
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iguana tired

Experiencing the effects of marijuana due to sleep deprivation.
Yo dude Johnny is so iguana tired he's seeing hamburger paintings on the tv!
by Mr. Violent William June 9, 2014
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Tired drunk

When a person is so tired that it fogs up their brain in a way that makes them act as though they are drunk.
Oh dear, I haven't gotten enough sleep and now I feel tired drunk. Maybe I should text my ex!
by Ahhhhhhhshesoawkwarddddd March 15, 2017
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