Brown tide

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also, "bit torrent"

So, I was posing for an advert when I felt this fiery probing sensation in my rectum. "I was like.... shit.... Am I touching cloth!?!?"

My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"

by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023

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Tide Pods

Something that teenagers eat for fun and post it on their Instagrams. They don't really eat it. They just bite them and spit them out

Tide Pods are gr8

by Trains Lol May 13, 2018

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Tide Spool

A name given to the resulting "pool" of semen which collects in the belly button of a woman after a man pulls out and ejaculates onto her stomach.

Last night when I spurted all over Stephanie's belly, you could have done a backflip into the tide spool I left on her.

by el reverendo November 4, 2012

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tide pod

Quite possibly one of the greatest snacks known to man. They are great for any occasion, and they make great snacks for the school lunchbox.

Guy 1: Look what I've got
Guy 2: SQUARES!!
Guy 1: No, not just any old squares, Tide pods!
Guy 2: YAY!

by thecargeek09 May 1, 2018

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Menstrual Tide

The appropriate mascot for the University (sic) of Alabama. Used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.

Caruthers: "Who do the Menstrual Tides play today?

Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"

Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"

by NicRattlehead September 17, 2015

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