bong thong

A small piece of undergarments designed especially for men and surrounds the genitial area, and looks rather impressive or sad.

A man thong.

Generally made of spandex or mesh/fishnet and are often worn by strippers.

"Last night, me and my girls went to that club, the sausage pit, and a hot dancer sported a mighty fine red bong thong."

by Sra.(s) Jay and S. Bob January 11, 2006

tongan

Polynesians from the island of Tonga. Most are either Catholic or Mormon. They are some of the largest people ever. Bob Marley is like a god to them. The most heavily Tongan populated city in the United States is Euless, Texas. Most of them smoke weed which is what prevents a lot of them from making it big in the NFL. In about 6 years, everybody in America will know what a tongan is based on Ofa Moheatau. He'll be bussin heads in the NFL. They usually have a hate for Samoans. Samoans also have a hate for Tongans. Usually in any samoan on tongan fight, it is the tongan that wins. All Tongans are some how related. The entire race.

Tongans are huge!

by JP June 17, 2004

thong

the hottest thing a girl can wear gives the most exposure and the most horniness to a straight man hottest thing a girl can wear no exceptions

i hope to see my girlfriend in a thong when she leans over

by fatpenguinzrtakingover December 28, 2005

thong

thongs are boner machines

the thong gave all the horny men boners

by mAGIK bUS April 10, 2005

Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS)

The annoying discomfort resulting from your thong rubbing your booty the wrong way.

Lisa: “You don’t look happy, what’s wrong?.”

Cynthia: “I bought this lace-trimmed thong because it was really cute, but it’s giving me a terrible case of Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS).”

by kraftgirl September 30, 2009

Tongan

Humble,happy,funny people!!
Brown or tan coloured.
James cook named the island Tonga the friendly islands!!

Coz u noe how we do!!

We da best!!
HORSIE BAYBEY!!

Koe ha? Feinga mai!!

No 1 baby heheheh

KAI HOOSI BAYBAY!

I'ma TONGAN AND I ROK!!

by Tongan's Fynest August 4, 2008

Tongan

Very smelly bitch ass faggot's that Samoans don't like. I've never seen a fuckin' Tongan whoop a Samoan.

Fuck a Tongan, I'll leave a bitch leakin' and split.

by 2LA May 14, 2004