Biological thief

A man that promises a woman that he will make a baby with her, but it's all cock and bullshit story. He gives her a specific date when they would make a baby, but then as the time goes nearer he backs out and makes excuses why he can't make a baby at that time.

Margaret: Okay bill now is the time where we will have a baby. You promised me that it would be in February well here we are.

Bill: Margaret, I'm sorry, but I can't go through with it. I'm sorry that I misled you, but I have so much stress with work lately I can't imagine us having kids right now. Can you wait a little bit longer?

Well bill you are just a biological thief. Stealing my Reproducing years off me you fucking liar..

by Pat gently August 28, 2023

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pocket thief

Noun.) a killer that stabs his victims ( mostly women) 37 times in the genitalia, then steals their ovaries.

"The pocket thief stole that dead woman's ovaries!"

by Nicolle Burlington May 4, 2017

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Thief trick

One of many pony tricks where the store clerk sets up a robbery where she tackles the thief to the ground before he gets out of the store, making herself the hero of the day to a viewing audience. They both later have a good laugh about everything when there are no cameras rolling.

That dumbass watching the news fell for her thief trick. The clerk and robber who set it up knew each other well, they got a good laugh out of it.

by Solid Mantis January 9, 2020

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