Thief trick

One of many pony tricks where the store clerk sets up a robbery where she tackles the thief to the ground before he gets out of the store, making herself the hero of the day to a viewing audience. They both later have a good laugh about everything when there are no cameras rolling.

That dumbass watching the news fell for her thief trick. The clerk and robber who set it up knew each other well, they got a good laugh out of it.

by Solid Mantis January 9, 2020

pocket thief

Noun.) a killer that stabs his victims ( mostly women) 37 times in the genitalia, then steals their ovaries.

"The pocket thief stole that dead woman's ovaries!"

by Nicolle Burlington May 4, 2017

Biological thief

A man that promises a woman that he will make a baby with her, but it's all cock and bullshit story. He gives her a specific date when they would make a baby, but then as the time goes nearer he backs out and makes excuses why he can't make a baby at that time.

Margaret: Okay bill now is the time where we will have a baby. You promised me that it would be in February well here we are.

Bill: Margaret, I'm sorry, but I can't go through with it. I'm sorry that I misled you, but I have so much stress with work lately I can't imagine us having kids right now. Can you wait a little bit longer?

Well bill you are just a biological thief. Stealing my Reproducing years off me you fucking liar..

by Pat gently August 28, 2023

condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter

Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments

by ranktude November 29, 2012

slizza thief

slizza is the combination of slice and pizza, a slizza thief is a thief who steals wickedly the last slice of pizza of the box.
he deserves the death penalty

You dirty slizza thief how dare you steal it!

by quarantineisjustmylifestyle November 28, 2020

eye thief

Someone who steals something visually by looking at it

That eye thief over there is looking a lot.

by rYb0rg47 September 6, 2022

Pocket Thief

Someone who steals your lighter.

"Check out my cool new lighter!"

"Don't leave it laying around. Craig's a pocket thief, man."

by stfuagpwc January 18, 2019